Sunday, March 14, 2010

Curse You Wild Cherry Pepsi!

1. Reference above statement.
2. If the meaning seems unclear, proceed to the following, mindless-middle-of-the-night rant:

Yep. That seems to be a proper sum-up. Not only is it daylight savings- meaning I lose an hour of sleep anyway, but the caffeine in that Pepsi is preventing me from completing a satisfactory night of slumber. Nevermind that I consciously pulled five quarters from my money jar and walked down the hall to the pop machine- Inconsequential details- that's all that is! As a result, I was on the receiving end of some very unhappy-woe-is-me news on Facebook.

wait. I partially retract my above statement. Now, I would like to attribute 50% of that curse elsewhere:

Curse you Facebook!

okay. better. I knew I should've given it up for Lent. I mean, I tried! I really did! But then, I forgot my cheese in a friend's room (sometimes I crave a block of cheese and go buy some from the pub...), and so, OF COURSE I had to write on her wall instead of merely sending her a text... of course.

and you know what?! I don't even like Pepsi! I much prefer Coca-Cola, but my college only has Pepsi. hmmph.

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